This Week in SnackChat

 Hi! It been a hot minute! Well, I'm sorry for the lack of the updates, I started a new job and while I'm still trying to settle in, my blog has been taking feeling it.  Hard.  I'm super sorry and I promise, I will have more posts. Because I love you all.

You too can send me SnackChats.  Find me on Snapchat: log.lady

I take screenshots of snacks that are sent directly to me and not from stories.  That's too creepy guys. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Like my heart and not like the poop that resulted from this meal. It was probably green.

Questionable sauce.

If I ate this my poop fo sho would be green.

Jazz hands best describes this meal.

Second verse like the first. #lucilleslife

Looks like a cake pie.

Cannibalism at its best.

My life stops of EJ's Wings. It will probably also make my life stop if I continue to eat them on the regular.

It's healthy.

My love don't cast a thing.

EJs for the win.

It is!  I love sharing food.

Kinda weird.

Fuck your ad.

Meet me at the mall, it's going down.

looks good to me.

You buy lunch?

 

Is that a real glass? classy.

Eating octopus is so hot right now. 

Love me some chick and waffs.

Why you gotta ruin it with the sequel?

This gives me anxiety.

You just answered your own question.

broctatos.

Chasing Hawaii

Hawaii, to me, is like living in the Tiki Room. It's beautiful, the birds are always singing and occasionally it rains.   We were in Maui.  I surfed, snorkeled and scrapped my knee on some coral.  I saw and L and L in HAWAII!  It was crazy.

We ate the Best of the best of Hawaiian food:

Poke

Mac Salad

Loco Moco

local caught sushi

 Shaved Ice

Spam Musubi

Chicken Katsu and Luau Pork (got two birds stoned at the same time with this one.  They were on the same plate)

My favorite souvenir is the Foodland reusable bag.

 

 It was a great trip.

This Week in SnackChat

I'm back!  Back in the good ole USA.  I spent the week in Hawaii Maui to be exact and boy it is good to be back in the US. What is that? Hawaii is a state in the Union? Well Fuck.  

All jokes aside, Hawaii did have a caucus while we were there and Trump indeed did win the 11 delegates.  Sad face.  Anyways, more on Maui later, but now here they are, your SnackChats!

I love the palata man/woman so much.  When I run in races, I want one to follow me around.  One to carry ice so I can stuff them into my sports bra. Two, I ALWAYS crave a goof fresh fruit paleta.

I always love a good zza emoji.

No zza emoji here.

This almost looks like something my mom made for us as a kid.  She was a big fan of canned corned beef. I didn't realize it now, but it is almost highly abnormal for people to eat canned corned beef on the regular. 

Maximum size of Reese's.  Approved.

Okay let's just take is slow snadwich.

Baby Dick.

I think those are chia seed or basil seeds.  Let keep this kinda PG-13 guys.

Meal in a chalice.

#biginjapan

Not judging.

Those pickled onions tho.

When your food speaks to you.

#sweetdreamsaremadeofthese

#blessed.

Been here once. Lived in Long Beach almost like 13 years.  Let's pause, I moved here in 2003 it is now 2016.   The fuck! Anyways, been here once, too drunk to wait and we left.

Simple but great.

Souplantation is as real as it gets.

Baby got Bakke.

Oh hello, you have a fancy name. What are you?

Healthy